THIS IS AN ARCHIVE BY LEMONWIRES.

THIS WEBSITE WAS MADE USING NEOCITIES.

WHAT IS THIS?

This is to preserve any of the stuff that you would see in the front-page of the website. I find that after a while, these take up too much space on my website (lots of scrolling) so I decided to make a page just to put them here. Submerge yourself in information.

THINGS THAT WERE DEFINITELY "MOMENTS" IN JAZZ:

those joints are really dipping.

Charles Mingus once punched Jimmy Knepper in the mouth, which chipped Kneppers tooth. They were arguing over an arrangement. Telling you this, that man is a hot-head.

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And who could forget when Charles Mingus wrote a CAT-alog on toilet training your cat? Guess the litter box was too nasty for his taste.

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This ones an interesting one: Miles Davis said something like, "If you're going to be in the band, you're going to have to have sex with me." Bill took Miles' words seriously. Bill took Miles' words seriously.

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MY FAVORITE YTPMVs

YTPMVS ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME BCUZ ITS BASICALLY LIKE PLUNDERPHONICS AND PLUNDERPHONICS IS ALSO FUCKING AWESOME!!! SO HERES SOME OF THE ONES I REALLY LIKE

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• WORLD WIDE NOISE One of my favorite things about this one is that most of the samples dont sound heavily edited or distorted. You can just tell they decided to sample a fucking groan tube.


• "THE INTERNET IS BAD NOW!" | Sparta Awesome Remix Kinda funny but this is the (first) video that made me go watch LOVEWEB. Pretty good series I recommend click here!


• Sparta Serene ZBE Mix A SECOND loveweb ytpmv HAS HIT THE neocities :)


• ■-黒-塗-世-界-宛-書-簡-■ Really good source variety, lovely visuals, and it even has Michael Jackson's BAD and Parappa the Rapper!


• INDUSTRY MISER WARNING: OVERSTIMULATION / Theres so many inside jokes and memes in this YTPMV you could rewatch it and find 10 new things in it


• Last BFDI ok how the FUCK did they make this in 2013


• qıƃ qɹoʇɥǝɹ Basically the same thing with ■-黒-塗-世-界-宛-書-簡-■ .


• Youtube sure killed the YTP star I love this one cause Video Killed the Radio Star for some reason really stuck with me. And then I discover this video... It even has SINGING!
  
• :shattered-heart: hi everyone should i go n watch some of sodikkens content thanks


• Crazy Hill look i just like their stuff okay

COOL FACTS!

DID YOU KNOW...

• That Steve Albini once called Nirvana's music "R.E.M with a fuzzbox"?
• Jazzman Thelonious Monk was featured in the front cover for TIME magazine on Febuary 28, 1954?
• Miles Davis told Bill Evans to "fuck the band" (his word not mine)
• That at one point, David Bowies diet consisted of nothing but red and green peppers and milk?